About Me

Welcome to my blog.

This is my little corner of the internet.

What the fuck is a “Mourneris”?#

Good question.

So, you see, my first internet handle was actually hitman555888 because I was 12 years old and had just discovered Hitman: Blood Money.

Then I joined Xbox Live and the name generator offered me CrawlingBiscuit. Did that for a while.

When I got to the Xbox 360 era of gaming, due to much of my sniping habits and avoiding direct confrontation, I became Ch1cken Sniper.

Around this time, I also fell in love with the World of Warcraft lore and Arthas Menethil’s story. My favorite part of that whole story was when he went and got Frostmourne from Northrend.

I was totally vibing with the dwarves at the time and created a dwarf hunter called Mourneris. Some BS story about him being in Northrend and him taking a name having to do with blade and his colleagues being murdered or something.

Honestly? I just thought it sounded cool and it had to do with Frostmourne; the coolest fucking sword ever.

I know, uneventful.

I still think it sounds cool as fuck.

Are you a fucking furry?#

No.

Actually, maybe. I don’t know.

So, here’s another story.

When I was a teenager, I discovered the super awesome world of internet relay chat (IRC) and voice over IP (VoIP). I ended up making some friends from Buffalo, New York who ran their own Ventrilo server (hi Caleb and Company).

Turns out that Caleb was a very gay furry. Stupidly whip smart, that guy.

So, after hearing about way too many gay furry orgies, the group was like “Hey man, you should totally try being a furry.”

Leslie, the artist of the group, was like “Yeah, I’ll even draw your fursona and everything.”

Me, the youngest in the group, was like “Bro, I am NOT a furry nor will I try being a furry. Y’all are weird enough as it is.”

Well. I did try being a furry.

Surprise!

My only thing was that I wasn’t really into like fursuiting or the whole thing we now call being a therian.

I honestly just really jived with the art of it all and the ability to have a fursona as this alter-ego for yourself. Some people even having more than one.

I honestly really over played out one or two fursonas. Never got them referenced or anything.

It wasn’t until 2026 that I commissioned an artist to reference my fursona Jason who is now based on my VRChat avatar.

So… Am I furry?

Not in the conventional super-sense of the word. I guess I am in a more unconventional sense.

Gah, whatever man.

Are you fucking old?#

Is 31 old? I don’t know.

Are you asking that because I mentioned IRC and VoIP?

FUCK YOU.

Not really. But also really.

What is one thing you can’t fucking live without?#

Coffee.

Been drinking the stuff since I was like 2 years old, man.

It’s the Cuban way of life. Put it in a baby’s bottle and watch the kid gooooooo… To sleep.

Turns out, I have ADHD. That was the first tall-tale sign when a stimulant puts a baby to sleep.

Besides that, you honestly can’t wrong with one of those super crispy Sprite Chill Cherry or an equally crispy Cherry Coke.

Though if you really want to try something you’ve never tried before, go for a Jupiña. Classic Cuban pineapple soda from the CAWY Bottling Company; a Miami staple.

Though I’m a sucker for a great Freestyle machine and just putting some weird shit together too man.

Sometimes a good class of ice water also hits the spot at 3 AM.

What gets your gears fucking going?#

Solving hard engineering problems.

Really gets the adrenaline going when you just watch your solution work.

There’s this great thing in the engineering mind where you just latch onto a problem like a dog with a bone and you don’t let it go until you crack it.

Once you crack your first actually hard problem you just never go back to being the same.

Can I buy you a fucking beer?#

Abso-fucking-lutely.